The F Word

"I don't wanna be that guy that gets hugged alot, when you just forgot, the idea of giving us a shot" ~ Louis Logic

No not that F word, get your mind out of the gutter you horny bastards. I mean the "other" F word.
Yes that one. The worst possible statement a woman can tell you.
"Friend". Particularly paired with the phrases "Let's be..." or "I just think of you as a..."

Is it just me or do women only want friends? It seems like every one you become interested in decides they just want to be friends, yet the ones your not interested in want your nutsack.
It's possible that I've just had some bad experiences, but I think there is more to it. There is some sort of "we don't want a man" conspiracy going on.

Okay maybe not. But how come it always seems like women want to be friends with the nice guys, yet date the douche bags("Why do good girls, like bad guys?" ~ DMX). If I had a nickel for every time I heard "my boyfriend is a douchebag"....well I wouldn't be rich, but I would be significantly more fresh to def. Here's a tip ladies....if your boyfriend is a douchebag....LOSE HIS ASS. It's not that hard. I mean really you think it would be common sense. Sadly it isn't. And once you do lose his ass, why don't you give a nice guy a chance. We don't bite, I promise (unless your into that). And then maybe you won't have to complain about your boyfriend being a douche cake.

You know that one guy that you always tell your troubles to? The one that will listen to you bitch for hours without a single complaint? Yeah him. I can guarantee that if he doesn't right now, then he has at some point, liked you. Men don't put that kind of time in for someone they don't care about. And when he says he can never find a woman that likes him...he might just be dropping a hint. Give him a chance, he could very well be that one guy that isn't a jerk that you always told him you were looking for.

So, lets sum this up. Ladies, telling us you want to be friends is the worst possible thing you could do. You might as well tell us you hate us and kick us in the balls with steel toe work boots.
The word friend is instantly associated in the male brain with pain in the nether regions.

And finally ladies, if your looking for a good guy...you probably don't have to look that far. In fact he's most likey right there with you, patiently waiting for his chance that you won't give him.

Your "Friend"
Blue aka 1 Breath